When a woman refers to her "delicate flower" never suggest drying it out and crushing it between two books as a keepsake.

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That out of every circle of sitting ducks there is always one goose?

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If you were a dying hobo crawling to escape your murderer while they went to get an axe to finish the job, where would you hide?

I could really use an answer before the sun comes up.

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So I had a weird experience this afternoon. I was running some errands after work and on my way to the store I noticed a very stern looking blonde woman in her mid to late forties in the car next to me while we were stopped in traffic at a light. She motioned for me to roll down my window so I turned off the stereo and rolled down the window and ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a great day. I found out I'm officially getting hired at my job so I won't be a temp anymore and Marilyn gave me Assassins Creed 2!

Today however is great suckage. Don't feel well and having a crappy day. Can't wait to go home and play.

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That ninjas celebrate the first snowfall by hanging crabs above the entrance to their lairs to ward off crafty leprechauns?

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